OPEN POST ( !!! )

[locution]

MUSELIST | SHIPPING OPEN POST | ANYTHING GOES ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | TEXTING | PIC PROMPTS | ETC |

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[quipper]

[ Spoiler was a rebel and cool as hell, so jot that down. ]

i'm the whole package.
but a cushion? that's five-star treatment.

[ the best thing about creepy brain implants is the ease with which one can text, walk, and carry two pizza boxes. ]

[preceded]

[Spoiler wore a ski mask and an eggplant coloured hood. She left something to be desired]

You could upgrade to an entire chair, if the pizza has pepperoni.

[that's a lie, he doesn't have anything resembling a dining table or appropriate chairs. Just the worst couch you've ever seen. He doesn't cook]

[quipper]

no meat this side of climate change, i'm afraid, even at private-pie, home of the world's greatest sleuths and toppings

[ is private-pie a "retro" (by future standards) PI themed pizza restaurant? yes, yes it is. ]

but i did double down on veg to compensate slash lull myself into a false sense of healthiness